Thursday, August 17, 2006
Daddy’s Tentacles
This story’s a little long, but bear with me. The other day we went to the pool. Pierce, Anna and I were jumping into the pool “as a family”. On one of the jumps I ended up landing in the pool splay legged and caught the impact on my privates. Pierce and Anna, unaware of the situation, wanted to climb all over me. I told that I needed them to give me a minute; I’d landed on my testicles.
Flash forward to yesterday morning when Anna wandered into the bathroom while I was getting ready for work (our master bath doesn’t have a door, so Nora and I get lots “visits”). Pointing at my nether-region Anna asked, “Dad, what’s that behind your penis?” While I think she already knew the answer, I explained that they were my testicles. Anna got a thoughtful look for a moment and responded, “Oh, that’s what you landed on in the pool” (good memory that girl).
End of story, when I got home from work yesterday I was visiting with Pierce and Anna. After a few minutes Anna declares, “Dad, when I was at Grandma and Grampa’s house today I told them that behind your butt you have TENTACLES.”
-Eric (Dad)
Flash forward to yesterday morning when Anna wandered into the bathroom while I was getting ready for work (our master bath doesn’t have a door, so Nora and I get lots “visits”). Pointing at my nether-region Anna asked, “Dad, what’s that behind your penis?” While I think she already knew the answer, I explained that they were my testicles. Anna got a thoughtful look for a moment and responded, “Oh, that’s what you landed on in the pool” (good memory that girl).
End of story, when I got home from work yesterday I was visiting with Pierce and Anna. After a few minutes Anna declares, “Dad, when I was at Grandma and Grampa’s house today I told them that behind your butt you have TENTACLES.”
-Eric (Dad)
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