Sunday, October 03, 2004
Potty Humor
The wonderful thing about children is that they see the world with new eyes, and no subject is out of bounds for discussion. Pierce is still working on potty training and recently came up with a couple of nuggets of wisdom:
1) Situation 1: Pierce has just urinated and is still sitting on the toilet. He reaches down and "checks himself out". Looking thoughtful, "Daddy, these are my testicles -its where the poop is". Smart kid, wrong conclusion.
2) Situation 2: Pierce is over at a friend's house and comes back to tell us about what he did with his friend, Ray. A friend of ours is over and asks Pierce if he (Ray) lives close by. Pierce's response: "Ray's not a he, she's a girl. She doesn't have a penis. She pees with her butt".
Need I say that we smile a lot at our house?
-Eric (Dad)
1) Situation 1: Pierce has just urinated and is still sitting on the toilet. He reaches down and "checks himself out". Looking thoughtful, "Daddy, these are my testicles -its where the poop is". Smart kid, wrong conclusion.
2) Situation 2: Pierce is over at a friend's house and comes back to tell us about what he did with his friend, Ray. A friend of ours is over and asks Pierce if he (Ray) lives close by. Pierce's response: "Ray's not a he, she's a girl. She doesn't have a penis. She pees with her butt".
Need I say that we smile a lot at our house?
-Eric (Dad)
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